Author Interview with Amber Dale

So 'Hi' everyone... me aka Jess aka JA Mash... and Rachel aka texasbella are not only the two admins of the Drabble Wars but now we're also going to be your interviewers each month because we'd like to sit down and get to know these amazing authors and we want you all to have the chance to know them a little better too... so without further rambling from me... I will see if I can track down Rachel and one of our May authors so we can have a chat...

Jess - *runs back into the room* oh... looky who I found... Rachel and I managed to corner Amber Dale first... so let's see if we can embarrass her a little bit first shall we? Hi Amber... how are you? Btw... in case you want to stalk Amber you can find her profile on fanfiction.net HERE.

Rachel - Hey darlin’, gonna jump right in here since we’re a little behind this time around. Hope ya don’t mind! So... we want to know, when and what did you first write?

Amber - Hi Jess, Hi Rachel, I'm good. My first story was a story called Secrets from the foot locker. I just ripped it down because it's a train wreck that needs a beta... lol
　
Jess - Nice, but I doubt it's that bad...

Rachel - Dangit... I was about to grab a link to share *gives a mock pout*

Jess - Moving on though, *smacks Rachel and tells her to stop pouting* If you could select to be any food, what would it be?

Rachel- *rubs arm* Yes, I can’t wait to hear what delectable little treat you would be...

Amber - I would be a cupcake they are stumpy, sweet and cute just like me...


　

Rachel - Mmmmm.... I like cupcakes! *eyes Amber and licks lips* Can you tell us about your entry for the Drabble War. I know you had tried to post your story once before but had taken it down to re-work it and make it into a drabble... so what's it about?

CLICK HERE

Amber - My story Brothers, Hotties and Doggies Oh, My!! is a wild cracked out fic about Bella Dog sitting for her brother. I came up with this story plot when I had to doggy sit my parent’s beast dog years ago.

Jess - not just any dog, Amber... a white chow!... *looks at the top of the post* sorry had to throw that in there because I made Amber's banner (if you couldn't tell... )
and I love it... so excited for this story.
　
Rachel - Animal stories are always a lot of fun... can’t wait to see what hilarity ensues with this one! *rubs hands together... this one could get interesting* Now, for some nitty gritty...What is one of the most embarrassing situations you have been in?

Amber - When I first started dating my now hubby, I left work early because I had a tummy ache, he wanted me to come over, so against my gut instinct to take my ass home and go to bed I ended up at my man’s house. I made it halfway to his door before my tummy rumbled and grumbled. I charged through the house needing the bathroom... needless to say I didn't make it and sharded in my pants right in the living room... Yup I did that... lol

Jess - um.... wow, don't even know what to say to that... except maybe... I'm so freaking sorry... lol...
　
Rachel - bwahahahahahahahahaha *looks around* oops, I’m not supposed to be laughing at that am I? Um, I know! *passes Amber a statuette of brass balls* You totally deserve that for being brave enough to share!




Jess - *whispers* those aren’t really Amber’s pants... (well I don’t think they are) but we couldn’t resist... lol

Rachel - So here's an easy one for you... Relationship status? Any kiddos?

Amber - Married for 8 years with 2 kids

Jess - Aww... oh, oh, tb... *bounces up and down* let me ask this one please...

Rachel - *shakes head* go ahead Jess, just don't hurt yourself.

Jess - I always wanted to have a super power... Which super power would you like to have and why?

Amber - I would love to be invisible, call me a nosy blotch or stalker but I would love to just pop in on people... lmao

Jess- *snickers*... I know where I'd go if I was invisible...

Rachel - *tries to glare at Jess but ends up laughing* Yeah, I know where’d you go to... you’d be in a certain British boy’s house, organizing his knick knacks. Enough about you’re weird organizational fetishes though, this is about Amber... So, darlin’, do you want to get/or are you already published or do you just write FanFic for fun?

Jess - oooh, busted... lol... you’re not supposed to tell them that tb!

Amber - I write for fun, my fic is not publishing quality. I totally admire all the authors who take the time to write. You ladies have so much talent.

Rachel - Writing for fun is always good... and you never know, somebody you may take it further!

Jess - *snickers* I’m gonna let tb ask the porn question...

Rachel - Jess I got you to write slash, do I need to make you watch porn too? *prepares to spam Jess with tumblr links*

Jess - *looks around innocently* um... no?

Rachel - *sighs* So much to do, but right now I’m asking Amber about her favorite type of porn... to read, to watch, site to order goodies from?

Amber - I love to read and watch the lick me, suck me, fuck me, spank me pull my hair kinda kink.

Rachel - *BIG grin* Be still my heart... I think I love you Amber! *rummages in toy box for my flogger*
　
Jess - *coughs and clears throat* um... yea... so do you write for any other Fandom?

Amber - nope
　
Jess - That was simple. Okay, do you like Jerry or Tom?



Amber - I like Jerry. He is a little prick who starts shit with Tom and that amuses me lol
　
Rachel - I always liked Jerry, too! Since we’re bringing this to a close, what are a few stories you’d like to recommend to your readers?

Amber - The slowest burn by Typokween and Torn by Dooba... so many fics so little time. I am currently reading these two fics and love them

Jess - Last one for you Amber... If you could choose one to celebrity to fuck... besides a Twilight cast member... who would it be?

Amber - Random, but it would be the trainer Dolvett Quince on the biggest loser. He is not a "celebrity" but he is on tv so I'm goin with it... lol



Rachel - Um, yeah, I could go with that too! How about you, Jess?

Jess - um... Hello Mr. Abs... what?!? did you say something tb?

Rachel - Okay darlin’s, we’re out of time for now. Thank you so much for sharing a little bit of yourself Amber... and the rest of you, make sure you stay tuned this weekend to see what happens with Brothers, Hotties and Doggies Oh, My!!

Jess - *runs off to tackle another author*