8:05 AM
JA Mash
Jess- Good to have you hear! So what do you want us to call you? Ana ok?
Ana- Bahaha... Ana.
Rachel- cool, Ana it is then :)
Ana- Weird … o.O
Rachel- lol... it takes a little getting used to, but you’ll get the hang of it as we go on! So... welcome to the interview couch for the June drabble wars!
Ana- Thank you :)
Rachel- We’re gonna ask questions and probably get off on tangents... it’s all good fun... no worries about being strict and formal... just open up and be yourself!
Ana- OK... I´m kind of worried about my grammar and stuff... bahahaha ridic, I get it but still... I´m a bit... anal... yeah, in Spanish, and it freaks me to make mistakes bahahaha
Rachel- Well, we’ve got a beta here *points to self* if you want me to clean up basic grammar stuff, without losing your points, I’ll be happy to do that :)
Jess- pfffft I was born here... only speak English and she still cleans my stuff up... lmao... no worries...
Ana- OK. That makes me feel better :D
So cuuuute!
Rachel- random but... my 8 year old is on the phone with a friend for the first time... and the stuff I”m overhearing is... weird! “would you rather eat a boy cat or a girl cat?”
Jess- Ok... let’s jump right into this thing... can you tell us when and what did you first write?
Ana- Kids are great...
I don´t remember the first thing I wrote, but I think it was poetry... I might have been nine? I don´t know.
If you meant in this fandom... It´s an E POV of NM
Rachel- Very cool on the poetry! Started young :) So what’s the title of your first fanfic?
Ana-My father was a writer, so I think I was trying to impress him or copy him...
My first fanfic is called The Other Side of the Moon
Ana- :::blushes::: Please don´t read that... Bahahahaha
Jess- Oh... gonna have to read it now... lol :)
Rachel- Awww, don’t be so modest. Because if you’re modest now, you’ll never get through some of the questions we’ve got for you! LOL
Ana- I´m not, believe me. Objective.
I´d rather talk about sex than my writings. Weird, right?
Rachel- Haha... not at all! Well, we’ll start off easy on the “get to know you” stuff... tell us, what video games do you play?
Ana- Not a single one.
Jess- *gasp* that’s blasphemy... lol
Rachel- nah... girl after my own heart... let the boys have those things!
Ana- I know... let´s leave there :) My poor family ::: shakes head:::
Rachel- LOL... I leave my boys to it, and they leave me to my little fanfic bubble... win win
Ana- Exactly...
Jess- Fine... I’ll keep the video games for myself...
Rachel- *smirks at Jess* You do that. Speaking of fanfic, *looks back to Ana* can you tell us a little about your entry for the June war, Girl of Smoke and Glass?
CLICK HERE to read
Ana- The idea just popped into my head... The problem for me, always, is to make the plot bunnies grow... So a drabble appealed to me...
What would you like to know?
Rachel- Who is your pairing, is it going to make us laugh or cry... maybe squirm in our seats?
Ana- Oh, for me it has to be Edward and Bella. I wish I could make you squirm, but smut is for me to read and sadly, never to write... I´ve tried, believe me.
Rachel- Haha... Jess too, on the pairing, though I’m trying to drag her out of that box. Well, you know what they say, ‘practice makes perfect’ so just keep playing with it and someday you’ll get the juice out of that lemon!
Ana- I have no problem with practicing, just with writing about it. LOL
Rachel- That’s the beauty of the anonymity of a computer screen...haha. I put stuff in my fics that I can barely say to my husband’s face!
Ana- It´s not that I´m embarrassed … it just doesn´t flow...
Jess- *snickers* I know the feeling... I can type just about anything... but I can’t even send the same shit in a text message... let alone say it outloud... lol
Rachel- Rooster! Sorry, getting sidetracked...
Ana- . It´s ok. This is fun :)
Rachel- Yay! Glad you’re enjoying yourself! How about your relationship status? Kiddos?
Ana- Married for 16 years. I have a boy of 14 (almost 15, he reminds me) and a girl of 12.
Rachel- Very nice!! And I totally get the boy... my 16 year old actually told me “I’m a grown up now, deal with it” the other day and I about had a heart attack! lol
Ana- Lovely. My son is a drummer, and thinks there is nothing but music to this life.
Rachel- Oh? There’s more? hehe...
Ana- Reading, of course.
Rachel- Yes, of course... domward, ceoward, firefighterward, copward, chefward, fairyward...
Ana- Oh! Mine is a Chefward, btw! Wait, what? Fairyward? O.o never heard of one before.
Rachel- *giggles* He’s very tiny... and hungry looking. I like to be... creative. Did you have fun writing a chefward? I just recently did one and had a blast!
Jess-.... *siiiigh* I miss fairyward... and your chefward is fucking delicious!
Ana- Bahahaha. I´m still having fun. I haven´t finished my story :::hides face:::
Rachel- No hiding! You still have like three weeks till the War launches... you’ll be fine!
Jess- you’ve still got loads of time...
Ana- :D Thanks... I´m a snail, though.
Jess- I don’t think I’ve ever spent more than a week writing a single one of my drabble war entries...
Ana- :::turning green with envy:::
Rachel- Jess’ not normal... she opens a doc and becomes a writing machine, it’s kinda freaky really... lol
Jess- LOL! That’s b/c I go so long in between writing... by the time I make it to the doc I usually know exactly what I want to happen... lol
Ana- I usually have an idea of where they should go and how they should behave, and then they gang up on me and do as they please.
Rachel- Yes!! Sometimes that’s good and sometimes it’s very annoying.
Ana- Both annoying and good. At the same time. Arrrrgh, indeed!
Jess- Okay... so it’s time to get a little dirty.... What’s your most erotic fantasy?
Rachel- *laughs*
Ana- Too many... but the best are not the most graphic, the best are the ones where everything is sensual, and subtle and romantic. And unavoidable.
Rachel- And you say you can’t write lemons...pfft! An answer like that, I beg to differ!
Ana- just... thanks. Yeah...
Rachel- I just googled those 4 keywords... interesting images come back!
Ana- Mmmm
Rachel- Sweet jebus Jess!! *licks lips and clenches thighs*
Jess- yummy.... :)
Ana- Uhum...
Ana- As you can see, it turns me into a babbling, incoherent mess.
Ana- Are you girls still here... ?
LOL
Jess- *snickers*
Rachel- You’re a bad bad girl Jess! Do I need to get my flogger?
Jess- oooh do you want to punish me...
Rachel- Yes, but I’ll ask Ana another question instead...
Jess- yes ma’am... ;) so... Ana.... Which ancient place would you like to go?
Rachel- *gapes at Jess speechless* Behave!
Ana- Greece. No doubt. I say the whole country because, really.
Rachel- That’s one of the places I want to go! I hear they have great nude beaches! Oh, and lots of ancient ruins and good food...
Ana- See? Perfect example of an image and 1000 words, and all that...
Rachel- *dreamy sigh* I think I like that pic better than the erotic ones! LOL
Ana- I wouldn´t go that far.
Rachel- Haha... I probably wouldn’t either, but I was trying to be... um... oh hell... give me the porn!
Ana- Well, put Edward in that image and voila!
Rachel- *looks at Jess* Step AWAY from photoshop.
Jess- *snickers* busted....
Ana- No, no, no... Jess at photoshop is GREAT! Let her!
Rachel- Fine, while she works her magic, how about you tell us if you’ve ever been published or thought about getting published. Or is Fanfiction just for fun?
Ana- Dream about it... more than conscious thinking, but no. I´ve never written anything that... long? good? LOL
Rachel- What’s the longest you’ve written?
Ana- The other Side of the Moon, and it´s on hiatus...
Rachel- What about Bonne Foi?
Ana- Bonne Foi is Amethyst´s not mine. I´m just translating it.
Rachel- Ahhh.. that’s really cool!
Ana- It is! I almost died when she trusted me to do that :)
Rachel- *whispers* we may have lost Jess... she gets sucked into PS really easily! LOL
Ana- Jess? :::clears throat::: JESS? …. I think you are right...
Rachel- lmao. So, are there any other stories you get the privilege of translating?
Ana- Well, I could if I had the time, translate the BPOV of Bonne Foi, but I´m a bit behind as it is with Bonne Foi, so... not yet.
Jess- hey... not fair.. you told me to.... :)
Rachel- Oh, speak of the devil and she appears! But at least she comes bearing gifts!!!!
Ana- ________________________________________________
Someone take me to Greece, right this minute!
Rachel- *calls bank to check balance* Damn kids took all my money!
Jess- *snickers*
Ana- That´s why I´m asking someone to take me there... Penniless here :(
Rachel- Story of my life... but on that note, you just gave me a great lead in to the next question! If we came to your home and looked in the refrigerator, what would we find?
Ana- Water.
Bahahaha... no.
Some veggies, leftovers, meat (I´m a carnivore) eggs, ham, NUTELLA! bread... Never, ever any kind of soda. ew!
Rachel- Sorry, but I have to have my creme soda for my Kraken Creme! LOL. Leftovers are a staple.. they make up Refrigerator Review night!
Jess- You’re supposed to keep Nutella in the fridge? damn … I think I missed that memo.... lol
Rachel- *snorts* yeah... and peanut butter... but I never do.
Ana- I don´t know about the places you live in, but in Nicaragua the weather is merciless.
Jess- I don’t keep my peanut butter in the fridge either... but true... I could prolly just stick mine in the snowbank outside... during the winter.... lol
Rachel- Texas girl here... it gets hot, so I stay inside in my air conditioning!
Ana- Ahh, but here, regular people don´t have air conditioning.
Rachel- Wow... I know that’s true, but it’s easy to forget... I applaud you for toughing it out!
Ana- LOL. It´s not bad. I swear, one gets used to everything. I almost froze to death the four months I spent in Minnesota. During winter. Not funny. I´d much rather be hot ;)
Rachel- *wide eyes* Were you making an innuendo?
Jess- *dies* lmao... tb...
Ana- What do you mean?
Rachel- Hot... sexy... in other words, work it girl!
Ana- Er... yes? No. I wasn´t :s
Jess- *snickers* in·nu·en·do/ˌinyo͞oˈendō/ : An allusive or oblique remark or hint, typically a suggestive or disparaging one: "innuendo, gossip, and half-truths".
Rachel- Really Jess? omg *shakes head*
Ana- I know what it means! LOL
Jess- Oh, i’m sure you do... but... I can’t help myself... I’m a smart ass!
Ana- :::arching eyebrow:::
Rachel- We need alcohol... STAT! So let me ask, Do you write for any other Fandoms?
Ana- :::gasps::: No! LOL
Rachel-*ignoring Jess and her smart ass* By your gasp, Ana, is it safe to assume you don’t read other fandoms either?
Jess- *pouts*
Ana- I´ve read some Hunger Games fanfics and some Mortal Instruments... but it´s not the same.
Rachel- I’ve wondered about that. I’ve managed to read a couple of Harry Potter’s... but yeah, I don’t have a craving for it... it’s kinda like tofu... fills you up, but doesn’t really satisfy you.
Jess- I’ve never even tried to read anything else... lol
Ana- Oh, yes. Harry, too. I´m actually a fan of Harry Potter :) But the books, not the fics.
Rachel- Exactly! Just have a harder time seeing Harry doing the naughty! lol.
Ana- Ew! I see Harry as a son, so. :::gags:::
Rachel- Jess? You have the next question ready? It’s a really big one... life changing... epic...
Jess- Of course I do, it’s the most important one after all... are you ready for it Ana?
Ana- Biting nails...
Jess- *deep breath*....
….
are you sure you’re really ready?
Ana- No...
Rachel- *snickers*
Jess- Um... too bad I guess.... cause I’m gonna ask it anyway.... How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Ana- One bite.
Rachel- Oh my... aren’t you feisty! *huddles closer to Jess* Don’t let her bite me...
Ana- Muahaha!
Jess- *growls* nobody gets to bite tb but me... wait... I mean... um... yea... play nice!
Ana- :::pouts::: OK
Rachel- phew
Jess- *snickers*... Ok.... moving on... What are a few (btw, I said a few... so that means like 2... 3 tops since we have to link them all) ... stories you’d like to Rec?
Ana- 2 or 3? Er... The last two that got me wrapped around their fingers were Little Green and Easybella, and The Agreement. I´m also hooked on A Matter of Time...
Rachel- I keep hearing about Little Green... gonna need to check that one out. And the Agreement sounds familiar...
Ana- Do.
Rachel- Well, I think you just added to my TBR list!
Ana- :D
Rachel- Okay darlin’, we’ve only got one question left... it’s a fun one! If a movie of your life was made, who would play you? And who would you want to be your costar?
Ana- Easy. Angelina Jolie bahahaha I have no idea, dear. And Rob of course.
Rachel- Circa what time frame?
Ana- Her best moment, of course. You choose :)
Ana- There! That´s me ;)
Rachel- You’re simply gorgeous darlin’! And for Rob, hmm... so many ways you could have him... scruffy, clean shaven, wild chaotic locks...
Ana- :::whimpers:::
Jess- mmmm.... *thinking of the pics from Cannes*.... ungh!
Ana- Adorable. and by this I mean worship worthy.
Ana- What´s your intention, to kill me?
Rachel- No... that’s all Rob! lmao
Ana- Edible.
Rachel- Yeah, we could be here all day posting Rob pics *sigh* Well Mrs. Ana Jolie-Pattinson, it’s been a great pleasure sitting down with you! Hope you had fun dealing with our insanity?
Ana- Tons of fun. Loved it.
Rachel- Sweet! So, you have to keep the questions a secret... no warning the other authors before they get their interview!
Ana- Nooo I have been posting as we write! Bahaha... Of course. ;)
Rachel- Oh my... then we’re going to have to turn you over to the Volturi...*winks*
Ana- To the Volturi? No Edward to rescue me?
Rachel- Well... I guess if you’re around to post your drabble, we’ll know you were saved! And we’ll expect details, of course!
Ana- I was kidding, you know... I have a malfunctioning sarcasm, so... I have to clarify.
Rachel- Jess is the queen of sarcasm, so I totally got you! LOL
Ana- Phew!
Rachel- And on that note, we need to say our goodbyes... I’ve got spaghetti to make.... hehe
Ana- :::wiping tear::: Au revoir... Or better... Adios, hasta pronto.
Jess- .... sorry... back... nothing ruins a ‘Rob Moment’ quite like having to change a fucking diaper... *grumbles*
Rachel- Ladies and gentlemen... our Queen of Sarcasm *golf clap* Way to send us out with a laugh!
Ana- :)
Jess- *snickers* I’m sorry... but ugh... it’s true... lol
Ana- You´re so funny.
Jess- lol... I didn’t mean the queen part... just the part about the diaper change ruining my Rob induced bliss... lol
Ana- We know. LOL
Rachel- Readers, make sure you stay tuned to see what is going to happen with Chef Edward and Bella in Girl of Smoke and Glass... along with all the other great stories that are coming your way this weekend!
Jess- *waves bye* It was great chatting with you Ana!
Ana- Likewise! <3
0 comments:
Post a Comment